Jason Segel Hair Terror Watch

by bronwen November 9, 2009

How I Met Your Mother, “The Rough Patch”

Longtime listeners to my ranting will know that I am continuously fascinated by Jason Segel’s hair formations on How I Met Your Mother. Segel appears to be blessed with naturally curly hair, but he seems to be unaware of how to take care of his hair. He tends to let it grow kind of long and unruly, and then uses way too much gel to smush it down. It mostly becomes a gloppy mess. Please see this classic example from Go Fug Yourself.

Sometime during production of the last few episodes, Segel got a haircut. So while his hair is still not being well managed, at least there is less of it.

On a scale of “Good Hair” to “Nick Nolte’s Mug Shot,” Segel’s hair in “The Rough Patch” weighs in at a mildly unpleasant “Comb That.”

Please note the poor hair continuity at work in this episode though. I captured this screen grab about one second after the previous image, Segel has not had time to fix his forelock and yet -


We Watch TV, and So Should You.

by bronwen November 6, 2009

The word “moist” grosses me, and anyone else in possession of ears, out. The phrase “it’s your loss” rankles me given that if I fucking gave a shit, I would have, y’know, given a shit. However, no phrase irritates and/or offends me more than “I don’t watch television.” The fuck.

Jay and I are together because of television. We were casual acquaintances for years before we started dating, and really, we started dating because we bonded over TV. Television is no joke. The crap that’s on TV is sometimes a joke, but the medium itself - nope. We recently had a party with some other TV-minded nerds enthusiasts, which resulted in this list.  So it was clear that we’re not the only ones who feel this way.

Our tastes differ on paper, but we do have quite a bit in common.  I watch everything on The CW except for The Vampire Diaries and - as of this week! I’m turning a leaf here, folks! - America’s Next Top Model. Jay prefers shows that focus on character, with willingness to play around with conventions - like Sons of Anarchy and In Treatment. But we sit down together for Mad Men and How I Met Your Mother.

My preferred genres, in broad strokes, are teens/young adults, scifi and spies. Jay’s are scifi, adult dramas and comedies heavy on the silly. We made lists of the top 5 greatest TV series of all time according to us, subject to change at any time on a dime or if we remember other stuff that was better, etc.:

Bronwen’s list:

  • The Avengers
  • Beverly Hills 90210
  • The Cosby Show
  • The Dick Van Dyke Show
  • Murphy Brown

Jay’s list:

  • Homicide: Life on the Streets
  • Sports Night
  • Twin Peaks
  • The West Wing
  • The Wire